Normally, I don't look at spam long enough to critique it, but this just caught my eye. This is no ordinary phallus enlargement or home mortgage or cheap drugs email in hacked-up English. This is the worst attempt at identity fraud. Ever. Ever. Ever.



No graphics in the email, either, unlike those shitty spams trying to break into PayPal accounts. Anybody falling for this deserves to be bilked.

This made me smile. Josh Marshall intellectually kicks Gary Bauer's pancake-flipping ass in the span of a few paragraphs. And how about those fearful predictions from Gov. Gröpendamus that there would be more blood spilled from gay-marriage civil unrest than good upstanding people have seen in the Mel Gibson savior-snuff flick? Hoo boy, watch out - it's dope, guns and same-sex domestication in the streets. It's a regular White Night riot here every day. I think the worst thing that has happened was Rosie O. foisting herself upon our city, but thank goodness that was just a temporary thing.

W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what?!?!?!